Slapologize 

To apologize in a manner that only succeeds in adding to the original offence. (related: slapology, slapologetic, etc.)

Ben: Sorry I slept with your wife, Bill, but hell I'm not the only one...
Bill: No need to slapologize!

Dude 1: You owe me an apology.
Dude 2: Man I'm sorry I slashed your tyres, but let's face it you were being a total asshole.
Dude 1: That's more of a slapology.

Slapologize by PearlFly January 28, 2013

spologize 

Means the same thing as apologizing but sounds funnier. This put the person you are saying you are sorry to in a better mood thereby increasing the chances that they will forgive you.

Originated as a typo

Man: I spologize for cheating on you with your sister.
Woman: (chuckles)
Man: So do you forgive me?
Woman: Yea, what the hell,

spologize by littleinf September 4, 2009