Sadpology 

A sad apology

"I hate my dad"
"Can't relate, don't have one"
"Oh, my sincerest sadpology"
"Thanks, and dadpologies to you"

Sadpology by m i t t e n s July 4, 2020

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Saccology 

The art of refusing to be broke!

Hey there! We gotta join the Saccology community!

Saccology by ngeshlew August 23, 2019

Simpology 

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

Simpology by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

sarpology 

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010

Samsology 

The study of young men who find the courage to follow their passion .

My uncle told me to include samsology if truly i want to make a difference.

Abraham Lincoln was a samsologist during his life time

Samsology by Òdún June 5, 2020

Sackology 

When you don't know what your major is so when someone asks you, you respond with "sackology" and spontaneously whip out your sack

Random person, "Hey dude what are you majoring in, in school?
You, "oh this new thing called SACKOLOGY" (whips out sack)

Sackology by Finna McFinnafinna December 23, 2015