sarpology
"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."
"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010
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Slapology
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme
2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba
Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba
Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
Shartology
The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.
Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?
Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.
Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.
Shartology by Word master 123456789109876543 November 25, 2021
Carpology
The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.
Simpology
Simpology by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
sbrology
The study of anything related to the sport of triathlon which includes swimming (s), biking (b), and running (r).
My coach gave me a sweet adaptive training plan which he created after completing his degree in sbrology. I think all triathlon coaches should be certified sbrologists.
sbrology by The DolFin November 18, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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