Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

Santalian by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

scotalian 

An uncompromising person of both Scottish and Italian descent with a proud and fierce devotion to his heritage.

Ye winnae huv me that easy,mangecake...
I'm a Scotalian!!

scotalian by The Scotalian March 7, 2009

Santiana

A girl with a heart of gold. She always cares more about others than herself (even if she doesn't show it she still does) and she will try her absolute best to help you. She has a smile that lights up a room but her laugh is something else.... She will always make you smile and never intentionally put you down. She's always up for a challenge no matter how hard and fangirls over people like crazy. If you meet one... don't let her go!

Person A - Who's that girl with the nice smile?
Person B - That's Santiana

Santiana by yodefsaremine July 11, 2017

Sakalian English 

A language buried by time, spoken today only by a few intellectuals.

- WOW! Those two guys sound so smart!
- Yeah, they must be speaking Sakalian English.

Sakalian English by Castanea Sativa May 22, 2021

Santinian 

Ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep Mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. Santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.

Mike is the leader of the Santinians here on Earth.

Santinian by Bob September 22, 2004

Spantalian 

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.

American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.

Spantalian by samd12345 July 12, 2009

Shitalian 

When you ask an It*lian what their nationality is.

He said he was a Shitalian, I don't want to talk to him anymore.

Shitalian by Slxed May 24, 2022