Santasia

The most scrumchulescent you will ever meet. A Santasia is a great friend and she loves to par-tay. Her catch phrases may include: "I don'T know!" (Emphasis on the "T."), "Shut up, I hate you!! (:," "Whathuhfuhh??" and "You butt-licker!" She's downright crazy. She is really really really pretty and she love almost everybody, but not that nasty hoe-skank in the locker room that one time who used to date Dylan Hallagan. Oh, she also lovesss Tod, and taking pisses in people named Jeremy's bushes with people named Hannah, while Jeremy watches.

Girl: Omigod did you see what Santasia did?
Guy: Yeah she just took her top off! I love her!
Girl: How can you love her and not meeeee?
Guy: Santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger boobs. (:

Santasia by Sir Patrick Charles Gustav III November 19, 2009

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Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

Santalian by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

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shantasia

Cute, Pretty, loud, and proud. She a very funny girl but might come off as mean. Well if you know her.

You see that girl over screaming i bet her name is Shantasia

shantasia by Wandering September 15, 2018

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Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

Santasaurus by hobosd August 7, 2009