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santorrent

A torrent file that shows graphic images of santorum-infused sexual encounters.
Billy, please stop downloading santorrents and come to dinner!
santorrent by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011
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Sanitary 

Something or someone that exceeds expectations

Synonymous with “cool” “wicked” “amazing” “great”
Wow that movie was sanitary.

My girl was pretty sanitary last night.
Sanitary by Artemistic22 November 13, 2018

Santorum Administration 

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.
So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
Santorum Administration by Sput August 1, 2012

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

Sanitary 

Cool, nice, and even sometimes badass
That movie was sanitary.
Sanitary by Kayla Harttt July 13, 2019

Santorum 

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.
My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.
Santorum by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020