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In nowthwest Indiana, A santoro is a big sexy cashmoney ass nigga. A guy so fly with so much swag that all the ladies go 4 him.
A yo man, you see that santoro ova ther in the lunch room hollin at them shawties? Dang they jus gav him their numbers. (Envy..)
Santoro by Guy with santoro February 25, 2009
last name of a blue eyed brown hair guy who plays girls for all he can. Usually is ugly but some how gets alot of ass. Is attracted to awkward girls. and has creepy friends.
"Dam did you hear about santoro and monica?"
"wait i thought he was getting with Julia?"
"HES GETTIN WITH BOTH COCK FACE"
the act of plagiarism in the form of a youtube video created by the rebel Matthew Santoro.
"grunkle Jake has 100,000 subs from reacting to pewdiepie plays peppa pig"

"what a Santoro"

Santoro Special 

When two or more men have gay sex in a fire chiefs vehicle
“The Santoro special ruined my gastric bypass surgery!”
Santoro Special by JonMsucksNUT February 26, 2024

Santoro Special 

Two or more men having gay sex in a fire chiefs vehicle
Man the Santoro Special tickled my prostate so good, I thought my gastric bypass was going to fail!”
Santoro Special by JonMsucksNUT February 26, 2024

mathew santoro 

Some one who is very successful YouTube channel and someone who is very educated
Small Youtuber:I want to get more subs
Friend: you want to be a Mathew santoro

Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro

Mrs.santoro 

An old lady who smokes cigs. Always coughing and sneezing like a dog. Loves to give detentions and white kids. Doesn’t know how to grade for shit. Smells like poopy ciggs. Hates cussing and perfume
Kid: Sup my naggo

Santoro: DONT SAY THAT IN HERE OR ITS A DETENTION!
Kid:shut the fuck up mrs.santoro
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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