1. when Purell is used as the lubricant that results in santorum
2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2. a frothy mixture of hand sanitizer and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Person 1: I had some vigorous buttsechs last night
Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!
Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation
Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum
Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!
Person 2: Hope you Purell that shit!
Person 1: That's what i use as lube. it's a two birds, one stone sorta situation
Person 2: I bet that makes one amazing santorum
Person 1: It's a SANItorum: a sanitized santorum!
by c. s. mcgee June 10, 2012
Get the sanitorum mug.So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
by Sput August 1, 2012
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Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012
Get the Santorum Colada mug.My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.
by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020
Get the Santorum mug.A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
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Get the Santorum Administration mug.1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.
2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
by rodisgod September 2, 2012
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