sanitorium 

The frothy mixture of lube, come and fecal matter that is left over after anal sex.

"oh no! We got sanitorium all over my brand new Martha Stewart sheets!"

sanitorium by Melissa October 28, 2003

sanitorium 

After having anal sex, the fuckin mess of lube and crap that's left over

dude i just got some sanitorium all ova ma bed sheets

sanitorium by Anal July 15, 2003

Santorum Administration 

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.

So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."

Santorum Administration by Sput August 1, 2012

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

Santorum 

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.

Santorum by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

santorum jellyfish by mrcyn November 19, 2013

Santorum Administration 

See "Santorum" and add on "Administration.

I'm gonna give her a Santorum Administration.

Santorum Administration by pluhpkin August 1, 2012