sandy cock 

The aftermath of a chicken parm

After I chicken parmed that girl, I got a bad case of sandy cock.

sandy cock by MyBatteryIsLowAndItIsMidnight August 7, 2015

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.

Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore by d0gl0g May 22, 2020

Sand Cock

A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

Sand Cock by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009

cock shandy 

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

Cock-Sand 

Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.

No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.

Cock-Sand by RollerBitches March 3, 2015

Cock sand 

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

Cock sand 

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

Cock sand by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016