Dried

verb. drinking alcohol and smoking weed afterwards in the same session

James: what're you doing this weekend?
Dave: we're all getting dried at my house.

Dried by Dan(: January 7, 2010

dried

p.t. vb. Descriptive of your mother's vagina.

See also Danger Clit.

"Son, I'm afraid your mother's vagina dried out years ago."

dried by Norton April 30, 2004

Dried

The newest compliment to hit the streets of New Zealand.

Used as an adjective it means:

1. Extremely impressive; inspiring great admiration.

2. Extremely good; excellent.

Similar to awesome cool and primo

"You should have seen how dried his blackflip was!"

Dried by Moon_Maiden October 11, 2011

Dried

Being Drunk and Fried (Stoned) at the same exact time.

After finishing the bottle of Jack and taking a hit of the Geeb I was officially Dried.

Dried by Pritvik Pratap October 16, 2023

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Dried Masturbation 

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

Dried Masturbation by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009

dried cum 

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

dried cum by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016