A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.
There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.
There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.
by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009
Get the Sand Cockmug.