Top definition
A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.
Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.
by SandyPants09 June 01, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Sand Cock mug for your father-in-law Abdul.