sammons 

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

sammons by Tran the man May 20, 2006

Off the Simmons 

A state of mind only marijuana may induce, during this state one is often filled with joy, ease, and, relaxation

“Yo nick, I’m off the Simmons right now”

Nick: “I am the Simmons”

Off the Simmons by Yah mean December 5, 2019

Joseph Simmons III 

A really cool person. Secretive guy. Cool.

Joseph Simmons III is a really cool.

Joseph Simmons III by Blazikennnnnnnn July 19, 2020

Kennith simmons 

Ur probably here because of ghost and pals' song "broadcast illusions" or "colorbars" which is now titled "bar" on youtube. The song(s) have a software thats fukases vocaloid voicebank.Kennith Simmons is a gay boy who gets bullied for being lgbtq+. This guy has invested on electronics and soonly met evelynn jacot after stephanie glass got into a fight with kennith. Kennith and evelynn planned hijacking a broadcast that makes the nation do a whole mass suicide to get payback from being bullied. Stephanie glass was deaf so the broadcast couldn't affect her. Close to when the broadcast was about to be finished kennith felt like it was wrong to do this. Evelynn forced kennith to keep the broadcast going but kennith didn't. Kennith then killed himself while the screen was black. Stephanie got worried and ran into kenniths house breaking the door down. Stephanie ran upstairs which had wires and stacks of tvs that played brightly lit colorbars. Towards the ground upstairs was a pool of blood that kennith had been laying in.

Me:hey have u heard of kennith simmons?
Normie:who?
Me:nevermind.

Kennith simmons by Kenny chan October 25, 2020

Ben Simmons 

A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.

The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.

Ben Simmons by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!

Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.

Richard Simmons by The awesome one December 13, 2004

Sammops 

Sammops is pretty much the best band that isn't out there yet. Currently in the middle of a recording process, Sammops has already gathered fans all over the world. Their lyrics are completely improvised while recording, and have a unique sound. This two-piece band from Canada will be the new Jonas Brothers. Except there is three Jonas Brothers and only two girls in Sammops. :S

"Did you hear Sammops' new hit, 'Damien Come To Canada'?"
"Yeah, it's phenomenal. I wish I wrote it."

Sammops by sammigator December 16, 2008