SamMods_ 

A fat, blonde, man who sits on his ass all day playing Splatoon 2. A real loser who has hardly any friends.

Bro you're being a real SamMods_ rn.

SamMods_ by Jeff Kaplam October 2, 2021

Sammops 

Sammops is pretty much the best band that isn't out there yet. Currently in the middle of a recording process, Sammops has already gathered fans all over the world. Their lyrics are completely improvised while recording, and have a unique sound. This two-piece band from Canada will be the new Jonas Brothers. Except there is three Jonas Brothers and only two girls in Sammops. :S

"Did you hear Sammops' new hit, 'Damien Come To Canada'?"
"Yeah, it's phenomenal. I wish I wrote it."

Sammops by sammigator December 16, 2008

kurkey sammos 

Drunk slang for turkey sandwiches

Hey Juan, wheres the kurkey sammos!!

kurkey sammos by Juan Loco, C-Bear, Ranimal June 23, 2006

sammons 

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

sammons by Tran the man May 20, 2006