sacmonster
the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!
sacmonster by creator of sac January 30, 2008
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seamonster
A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.
seamonster by ColonGrl September 10, 2009
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sacmonster • sack monster • seamonster • sassmonster • Sexmonster • swagmonster • Sacmaster • schmonster • seemonster • shamonster
schmonster
Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.
I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.
I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.
Your mom ate my schmonster.
I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.
Your mom ate my schmonster.
schmonster by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007
swagmonster
a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.
swagmonster by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010
Sexmonster
Sexmonster by Aubry September 17, 2005
Seamonster
Seamonster by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011
Sockmonsteredness
n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.
Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005
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