BrickSimmonsNBA's definitions

Lil Pump

The most horrific rapper to ever exist and the only dude to make Machine Gun Kelly sound like 2Pac Shakur.

Lil Pump's the type of dude to fail a driving test before even starting the car.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

Donald Trump

A racist oompa loompa who needs a can of soup chucked at his dumbass head

Donald Trump is the worst president of all American history.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

Chris Bosh

Cue Jurassic Park music

Chris Bosh was probably raised by dinosaurs.

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

Megan Thee Stallion

A talentless wannabe Nicki Minaj who only became famous through TikTok.

Megan Thee Stallion doesn't deserve the fame.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

Cardi B

The definition of ear cancer.

Cardi B is a disgrace to hip-hop.

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

Ben Simmons

A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.

The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021

Mom's Spaghetti

Eminem's new restaurant.

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021