Simmons 

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.

"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."

Simmons by hustlersss October 13, 2013

Simmons 

When a person in a group a dissapears at random a moment with no clue to where they have dissapeared to or how long ago they left.

where has he/she gone? He/she seems to have done a Simmons

Simmons by richandrhys January 25, 2010

Simmons 

Attractive loveable scamp......

Mexican.

1.Oh that kids such a simmons.

2.Shutup Simmons.

Simmons by NotADawson May 3, 2011

simmons 

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on

guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons

simmons by kobie22 April 11, 2009

Simmons 

The biggest creep ever. He is a physics teacher but some may confuse him for Jimmy Savile.

“Oh god, I’ve got Mr. Simmons now.”
“You poor thing, I hope Simmons is careful this lesson.”

Simmons by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 3, 2018

Simmons 

A small penis.

Wow! What a Simmons!

Simmons by Superrrrrkomyguruu December 1, 2013

Simmons 

Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.

Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"

Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."

Simmons by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014