sameria

a very sexual person, usually a bomb ass short darkskin, typically gay, dating some girl that's younger than her. has great teeth and a great ass ;)

"damn, you saw that girl walking past hobby lobby yesterday? "
"yeah, she's a real sameriaaaaaaa!"

by nohtingneds December 27, 2016

Samaria

The coolest person alive and is very beautiful and smart.

Have you met Samaria

by Monkey_05 October 17, 2015

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Samaria

She’s a queen who shows a lot of love. However don’t get it twisted don’t play with her or you will feel the raft. Her smile literally lights up the world. She super intelligent and amazingly beautiful. Shes a lover of God. She’s short and feisty so beware. She’s spoiled too and loves to be loved the way she loves hard. She’s a hopeless romantic. She’s so amazing one definition couldn’t describe her you will need an entire book. She’s thick, funny, loves to laugh and has so much talent. People regret mistreating her and always regret their actions. Her energy and vibe is everything only when she fools with you.

If you ever meet Samaria your blessed treat her right and you will never lack love. She’s the best you will ever have.

by MizzQueenDiva November 24, 2021

Samaria

A cute ass girl who captures any guys eyes. She can be very sweet and is stunning. She’s very small with a hot body

Look at that girl shes hot af, her name must be samaria

by 123daneee February 10, 2019

Samoria

A girl who is loving , caring of others and is not very rude unless you cross her. Also is very real and straight forward and none fake. The type to always be there for you if when you make her mad. She is very outgoing and is independent.

I fell of the monkey bars and samoria helped me up.

by Queen_sam April 19, 2017

shameria

shameria is an nice girl funny makes lots of friends and real and mess with her bestfriends you have to go through her

i just want to be shameria

by shameria November 16, 2017