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salsberry 

A name that is said to be taken by the descendant of Poseidon himself "Vaysium" who has yet to take his thrown at the deepest depths of the sea. The prophesy describes this young man to have blue eyes, blonde hair, a defined body, and a pendant related to his origin. His connection to the ocean is unbearably strong, in order to survive he must have a constant resource of water.
Young Salsberry our almighty Vaysium will bring peace to the seas.
salsberry by neleus July 6, 2015
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sahberry 

very very poggers kokichi cosplayer they’re very sexy and swag they are god
someone: hey bro have you heard about sahberry

me: yeah did you hear they gave birth to baby jesus
sahberry by sahberry is god March 1, 2021

Slapberry 

To use your BlackBerry phone to slap someone near you, preferably using the backside of the phone to hit the cheek of the offender.
John: "Dude, leave me alone or i'm gonna slapberry you."
Dude: "What the hell is slapberry? Bring it on."
(John slapberries Dude)
Dude: "Fuck, didn't see that coming."
Slapberry by Dudeonym December 24, 2009

Salsbury Penis 

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!

Salsbury Steak

A slap to the face with a penis.
Guy 1: Hey that girl just knocked my stuff over!

Guy 2: Give her a good old Salsbury Steak!
Salsbury Steak by Periphery830 April 21, 2011
Very, very solid. Some say that it means beyond solid in the sense that it is actually fluid, although it has not been confirmed by experts.
Harris: "Yo dude I'm so worried about the economics paper!"
Carson: "Why's that? It isn't due till after break!"
Harris: "Really?!?! Yes! That's sooo salsbury I'll procrastinate and have this conversation with you next Sunday night!"
salsbury by salsbury69 October 29, 2011

stansberry 

(verb) To act with douche bag qualities. (noun) A douche bag.
The principle of Mt. Olive High School is a stansberry and has very stansberry-like qualities. He is a douche bag.
stansberry by Aperture Labs December 14, 2008