stansberry

(verb) To act with douche bag qualities. (noun) A douche bag.

The principle of Mt. Olive High School is a stansberry and has very stansberry-like qualities. He is a douche bag.

by Aperture Labs December 14, 2008

Stansberry

1. A rare species of lizard that can appear human. Usually has a horrible personality and temper.

The Stansberry is coming!

by Quonkleboi March 28, 2024

Stansbury

Someone who likes to be around people who hate him.

Look at that no neck stansbury. Nobody likes him.

by I Lik Eggs June 12, 2019

salsberry

A name that is said to be taken by the descendant of Poseidon himself "Vaysium" who has yet to take his thrown at the deepest depths of the sea. The prophesy describes this young man to have blue eyes, blonde hair, a defined body, and a pendant related to his origin. His connection to the ocean is unbearably strong, in order to survive he must have a constant resource of water.

Young Salsberry our almighty Vaysium will bring peace to the seas.

by neleus July 6, 2015

Stanberry Juice

1. What stans drink.
2. The opposite of haterade.

KJ is really ODing on the stanberry juice today.

by Goliano May 19, 2008

starwberry shortcake

First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.

I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Stawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.

by Alex February 11, 2004