saloonatic 

A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.

Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.

saloonatic by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

saloonatic 

a joy rider; usu: teenaged, driving a nova. see also, NovaBoys.

I saw this saloonatic crashing into a baby carriage yesterday, he was driving a Nova, he was probably one of those NovaBoys

saloonatic by androphus June 11, 2003

salo0natics 

salo0natics is a tiktoker. who LOVES tord

salo0natics is going to tord-con with sans

salo0natics by zanyface December 1, 2021

saloontion 

Da easy answer to all your problems --- just head on down to da local waterin' hole and get drunk.

I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life, so I never seek out a "saloontion" to a particular debacle dat comes along --- I take care of my life's issues through honest thought and hard work, thank you very much. Downing tall frothies is **never** da answer --- da pesky problems are still gonna be there after you sober up again!

saloontion by QuacksO August 15, 2020