tord

A cross between dork and tard, it is also being stupid beyond being a dork or retarded.

"Look at that guy with the rabbit on the leash. He's a tord."

by rabbithater June 13, 2009

tord

The game of truth or dare

Lazy asses who dont want to say "truth or dare" simply abbreviate by saying "tord". Tord is derived from T or D.

by Caitlin May 17, 2004

Tord

So He's This Guy With a Red hoodie, And he's part of this thingy called The red Army, And he's Norwegian And.... very... Very Ho-

Never Look Up 'Tord' On google, the more you scroll, the more you regret your life.

by ProbablyATord February 28, 2017

Tord

A fictional character from the youtube series made by Edd Gould called "Eddsworld".
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"

" Its me, Tord?"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"

by LunaStarWolf13 December 2, 2018

Tord

A sexy Norwegian, who had to change his name because of the internet.

Poor Tord, he doesn't deserve this pain.

by Sistersis July 17, 2016

Tord

A norwegian guy with a funny accent, interested in giant robots and can probably kill you. Oh and he likes the color red and hent-

"I don't understand why people ship Tom x Tord , it makes no sense. I DARE you to search it up on the internet. " "Why would I do that?"
"If you want to go blind"

by Literally_Trash October 21, 2018

Tord

Tord is a fictional character in a youtube series (that will supposedly continue in January 2018) called "Eddsworld"
In the series, Tord is found wearing a red hoodie, with horn-like caramel brown hair and (supposedly) silver eyes.

The voice actor of Tord left early-on in the series because of all the criticism and mega-fans.
It came to the point where he could not use his real name in any social media.
Tord hates Tom.
I hate matt, matt sucks.
Tord is attractive and I look at pictures of him in class.

"It's me! Tord?"
"He used to live here?"
"Uhhh."
"Yeah, he used to! >:c"
"Uhh."
"You really don't remember?"
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by LunaStarWolf13 December 2, 2018