salmon hair

salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.

oh my god!! look at shanes hair its so salmon hair - ish!

by bbbbbb1234 October 17, 2010

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017

Dike Hair Salon

When you wash and massage ALL the hair.

I went to Stacy's last night and she gave me a dike hair salon.

by talkshowcheat May 27, 2017

hair salon

A chill place where ppl gather to become more beautiful than we already are.

PLATINUM a relentlessly awesome salon. is a hair salon inSalisbury, NC

by twisted scissors February 24, 2014

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Brazilian Hair Salon

The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.

The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!

by jizmasterflex March 25, 2009

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020