Some Kid named Todd: did you hear that amazing speech Mr. Probablyavirgin gave today?
Some Other kid named Jerry: yeah but was more up a pep yell though than a speech
When multiple people will not stop petting or stroking you maybe your wearing a sweater with an interesting texture or maybe not maybe you have a cool fluffy hair style or one with tight curls but whatever the reason it's like a petting zoo with people that's gone to far