by ilookmarvlus February 14, 2020
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I was just looking for some cheap t-shirts and then the freakin' salivation army took the place over. I was swimming in '80s terrycloth headbands and PBR-flavoured spit in about two seconds.
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by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010
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by Ian Broswell August 26, 2010
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Get the semantic satiation mug.A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.
Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.
by LuridHope October 5, 2013
Get the Salvation Mill mug.When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
by Sir Asbestos July 29, 2022
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