salesfu 

SalesFu – /seylz-foo/

noun. The art of identifying & capturing customer energy to be used in persuading & influencing a purchase decision. A combination of Sales and KungFu, salespeople usually refer to their profession as some time of combat, so it's common to hear references to boxing or karate.

Dude, your salesfu was strong on that prospect, I wish I could sell like that.

salesfu by Smoochey December 4, 2016

Salesforce 

a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.

It's in Salesforce.

Salesforce by Lbbbb June 10, 2013

SalesLucy

Someone who talks in low tier bullshit in order to big themselves up but it always backfires

Interviewer - So please tell us a bit about yourself?

Job seeker - I look beyond the line, read between the lines, think outside the box, question all information, avoid ignorance, fake and arrogance and dislike ambitious idiots

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Boss person - How did the interview go?

Interviewer - Terrible they were such a SalesLucy

SalesLucy by TheBinJuice November 3, 2021

Salesforce 

An extremely indepth online software system designed to manage accounts for a company dealing with a large volume of sales.

Salesforce in a stupid piece of software

Salesforce by Otis' August 20, 2008

salesfan 

Any person whose fandom for a certain thing takes the form of a constant irritating sales pitch for those unfamiliar with or not already into said thing.

"I was in a CD store, trying to get my friend to buy this folk-rock record, when some Emo 'salesfan' overheard us and butted in, trying to tell us that rock was dead and how if we REALLY wanted to hear good music, we'd check out the ________ band."

salesfan by Jebbus July 18, 2008

Salesforce Consultant 

Rely Services will provide end-to-end Salesforce Consulting Services to help you fully utilize all of the advantages of the leading global CRM platform. Salesforce applications will transform your company's operations by refining the customer experience. Adopting salesforce applications AND using a Certified Salesforce Consultant enables your organization to enjoy more efficiency and increased ROI.

Salesforce Consultant

Salesforce Consultant by Salesforce-Consultant May 2, 2023

Salesforcey 

1. The mystical ability to turn a simple task into a 12-step workflow requiring 3 consultants, 4 licenses, and a small sacrifice to the cloud gods.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.

• We just wanted a contact form, but it got Salesforcey and now Legal has to approve picklist values.
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'

Salesforcey by CommerceDude September 18, 2025