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1. The mystical ability to turn a simple task into a 12-step workflow requiring 3 consultants, 4 licenses, and a small sacrifice to the cloud gods.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.
• We just wanted a contact form, but it got Salesforcey and now Legal has to approve picklist values.
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'
by CommerceDude September 18, 2025
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