sainsburys
sainsburys by henapen September 17, 2006
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Sainsburys
mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
Sainsburys by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019
Sainsburys Bag
A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.
Sainsburys Bag by Idk1738 September 25, 2023
Alfie sainsbury
Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
Alfie sainsbury by Acton Bell February 18, 2022
last chicken in sainsbury's
refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.
last chicken in sainsbury's by DUB_JUDAH November 2, 2006
Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum
Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum by Chelsea Sneer January 13, 2009
Sainsbury's manoeuvre
When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.
Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"
Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
Sainsbury's manoeuvre by Sam says September 29, 2018
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