10 definitions by lone wolf 1010

Sainsburys

a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for

mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!

by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019

Oliver

The perfect boyfriend, an Oliver is funny, sweet, kind, and attractive. Has a sweet nature and gives off a feeling of security. I should know, i have an Oliver.

Me: i got a boyfriend!!!!!!
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

ass

a word used to describe a butt. some guys say "look at that fat assssssssss!" some people,like me, say, "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" its another way to say donkey. basically, if someone smart is being a smart alek, you whisper smart ass under your breath.

camoron, you fat ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

fuck

1.to aim annoyance at someone
2. to tell someone to go away
3. just for everything really

1. fuck you, jack james!! i worked hard on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. fuck offf mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. you fucking fucked up my fucking fucky fuck.you are a fucking fucker with no fucking sense. i hope you get to fucking hell so you can be a fucker away from me, you fucky fucker with no fucking sense.you motherfucker.

by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019

himynameisfredyay

its basiclly saying that you are a sad loser if you use this phrase every day.if you are depressed you may resort to using it.

Me:*being depressed* himynameisfredyay!!!
My friend: what the fucking hell?!

by lone wolf 1010 December 22, 2019

Jack russel terrier

a cute terror that is small but has a infinite personality

Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at my jack russel terrier!
My friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*carries on forever*

by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020

Screw it

how me and my friends say goodbye

Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!

by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020