a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for
mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
it says to someone that you think they should get their fat ass away before they go boom.basically you can say fuck off to mum without her getting pissed.
Mum: get off your laptop.i need it.
Me:screw you.its mine.
Mum:*silence*
Me:ha!!
Mum:*silence*
Me: *middle finger*
a word used to describe a butt. some guys say "look at that fat assssssssss!" some people,like me, say, "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" its another way to say donkey. basically, if someone smart is being a smart alek, you whisper smart ass under your breath.
camoron, you fat ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a cute terror that is small but has a infinite personality
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at my jack russel terrier!
My friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*carries on forever*
Buy a
Jack russel terrier
mug!
how me and my friends say goodbye
Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!
1.to aim annoyance at someone
2. to tell someone to go away
3. just for everything really
1. fuck you, jack james!! i worked hard on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. fuck offf mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. you fucking fucked up my fucking fucky fuck.you are a fucking fucker with no fucking sense. i hope you get to fucking hell so you can be a fucker away from me, you fucky fucker with no fucking sense.you motherfucker.
