10 definitions by lone wolf 1010
mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019
The perfect boyfriend, an Oliver is funny, sweet, kind, and attractive. Has a sweet nature and gives off a feeling of security. I should know, i have an Oliver.
Me: i got a boyfriend!!!!!!
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...
by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019
a word used to describe a butt. some guys say "look at that fat assssssssss!" some people,like me, say, "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" its another way to say donkey. basically, if someone smart is being a smart alek, you whisper smart ass under your breath.
camoron, you fat ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019
1. fuck you, jack james!! i worked hard on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. fuck offf mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. you fucking fucked up my fucking fucky fuck.you are a fucking fucker with no fucking sense. i hope you get to fucking hell so you can be a fucker away from me, you fucky fucker with no fucking sense.you motherfucker.
2. fuck offf mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. you fucking fucked up my fucking fucky fuck.you are a fucking fucker with no fucking sense. i hope you get to fucking hell so you can be a fucker away from me, you fucky fucker with no fucking sense.you motherfucker.
by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019
its basiclly saying that you are a sad loser if you use this phrase every day.if you are depressed you may resort to using it.
by lone wolf 1010 December 22, 2019
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at my jack russel terrier!
My friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*carries on forever*
My friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*carries on forever*
by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020
by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020