sainsburys

supermarket in the uk currently endorsed by fat tongued celeb chef jamie oliver.

jamie oliver says try something different. I say try waitrose instead of sainsburys

by henapen September 17, 2006

Sainsburys

a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for

mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!

by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019

Sainsburys Bag

A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.

Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.

by Idk1738 September 25, 2023

Alfie sainsbury

Absolute legend. Great at everything.

Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude

by Acton Bell February 18, 2022

last chicken in sainsbury's

refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.

hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's

by DUB_JUDAH November 2, 2006

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum

Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.

Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.

by Chelsea Sneer January 13, 2009

Sainsbury's manoeuvre

When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.

Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"

by Sam says September 29, 2018