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Saison Marguerite
A character from the webseries, "The Most Popular Girls in School." She is a student from Overland Park High School with a French accent who claims to be from France, when in fact, she's a fucking bitch from Montreal. She often says, "how do you say", before saying words she clearly knows how to fucking say.
Saison Marguerite by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch March 18, 2013
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sahson • Samson • samsonite • Samson Dinning • Samsonized • sanson • sarson • Sashon • Sashoneia • Sassonna
samsong
SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.
samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014
Uncle Samsonite
Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017
Brock Samson
The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
Brock Samson by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009
Sarsonogenic
Sarsonogenic by Magnum. Pie June 23, 2009
Brock samson
The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence
Brock samson by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026