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dildo saggins
Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String
Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.
dildo saggins by Ice4747 September 15, 2016
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swaggiest
Someone or something described as having the most swag. Synonyms include awesome, best, most swell, most gangster, greatest.
swaggiest by i love chuck October 5, 2011
Spaggies
Spaggies is a name of a group of chaotic people who are a group of online friends! They are chaotic and get on well with each other alot. Sometimes one person is more chaotic than the others. When messaging online, the spaggies end their messages with "fhjdjsjwka" and the always support the other spaggies. The origin of the spaggies is a worship group for one individual, who is named the "queen", this person is Jafffah on Instagram!. Spaggies generally like art and even make their own skits and memes. Spaggies protect when it comes to haters. the spaggies always laugh when it comes to autocorrect and keyboard problems. The Spaggies love each other.
Even though you cant join the spaggies, you can always make your own <3
Even though you cant join the spaggies, you can always make your own <3
Jess: stan the spaggies
Noa: —へlp
Neo: her keyboards broken
Gnatalie: JSJHDSHDHSHHSJS
Mayhem: you good noa
Jess: i love my spaggies
Noa: —へlp
Neo: her keyboards broken
Gnatalie: JSJHDSHDHSHHSJS
Mayhem: you good noa
Jess: i love my spaggies
Spaggies by noalovesjaffah April 13, 2020
saggles
Combination of saggy + saddle bags. Used to describe a pair of tits that when released from their holster (bra) have enough power to stop a quickly moving skateboard.
Spaggies
Spaggies is a large group of friends in an instagram group chat. They are all best friends and all have such a bad sense of humour. There is two group chats, one with Tom and one without Tom. Spaggies (the name) was made in January 2020. Maybe.
Spaggies by aholamyfriends April 4, 2020
Spaggies
A spaggies is a joke pertaining to a popular fan group chat of the instagrammer @jafffah. They used to be fans of jafffah but are now friends. They make jokes about Wilbur Soot, Obama, A6D, and James Charles, as they are in the group chat but yet to reply. Many of jafffahs fans aspire to be added to the chat.
Spaggies by Gnataliegnat February 15, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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