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Very flirtatious, smol, Asian girl. Will not hesitate to talk about sex in public or moan very suggestively and loudly in a crowded space. Will vehemently deny it if you attempt to question her about it. Can be very sweet and supportive if she wants to be.
1. “Hey I think that Asian girl likes me! She keeps chatting me up!”
“Nah, man. She’s just a Saemmi”
2. “The stuff that Saemmi is talking about is making me uncomfortable- oh now she’s moaning. Can we leave?”
saemmi by Mr. AnderAnon November 23, 2021
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1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.

2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!

2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!
sammitz by Talmanes January 6, 2005
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saemmi • sammich • sammie • Sammi • Samming • stemmie • semmie • saemi • saeami • SammieJO
Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.
"Can I fix you a (heh, heh) sammie?"
sammie by grouchy February 2, 2008

stemmin' 

The act of a homeless person, opiate or crack addict standing in a major intersection (during red lights) with an empty plastic drink cup asking each car waiting at the light for money.

The change stays in the cup and the bills are put somewhere else.
"I do like $75 day stemmin' at the highway intersection" Really? I make more at Broadway and Main. Sometimes 2 hondos! I'm gonna buy me some K2 and not have to share it this time! Total tax free! Feelin' me bro?
stemmin' by Cutchacokoff November 17, 2018
A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
sammich by howlincoyote2k1 March 22, 2007
The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher
Yagami yato makes sammich and non sammich audios for all of you kinky little fuckers
Sammich by Hornyweebfucker July 13, 2020
sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her
“wtf is sammie doing”
sammie by jackson sum January 7, 2021
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