The audios that are non sammich are clean the one that are sammich have sex in it and moaning, I recomend sammicher

Sex in sandwich form. An orgy of flavor. A god among sandwiches.

A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.

When one sleeps in between two members of the opposite sex in a bed. More prevalent in sleeping, it also applies for dancing, picture taking, etc...

Used to note whether or not a porn model is too skinny.

A meal made of meats or spreads, generally placed between two slices of leaven grain product. (exception sometimes one slice of leaven grain product is used resulting in a open faced sammich.

A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!

I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!