The Love child of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris birthed by Marlon
Brandon under the watchful gaze of The spirit of Eric the Red.
With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to
beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of
earth'
s sentient male population.
Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.