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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! 

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
Something Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye yells when they swear to remind themselves not to swear so that they can get monetized AD REVENUE!!
Jack:helvete..
Pewdz:SWORE
Jack: AM SORRY but it was good swore...
Pewdz: Good swore?...GOOD SWORE!! YEEEEEES!
crazy, slutty, and whore all rolled into 1 convenient, easy to say word
"I kno you didnt just call me a bitch you fuckin Slorezy!
Expletive. Yelled when someone makes a blatantly obvious mistake, whether verbally, textually or otherwise.

Variations: Swore to God!
Jim: I want to touch my lips to your dick.
Bob: What?
Jim: I mean my dick to your lips...
Bob: SWORE!
swore by Samantha May 19, 2005

Swortzel 

During foreplay, when a man takes off his pants and reveals his penis. The woman looks at it and decides to no longer continue forward due to the lack in size
"Hey Matt, I saw you take that drunk chick in your bedroom, did you rail her?"
"No, I swung it out and got swortzeled"
Swortzel by Iwasntreadynooooo June 30, 2017
A person or group of people who are naturally amazing at everything they try. A Swortz will always be extremely attractive and have a personality that shines like a thousand suns. If you are lucky enough to get a Swortz as a friend or mate, never stop showering them with gifts. Swortzs can be tracked through history as the most beautiful and successful people.
That person is a total Swortz. Just look at them. Utter perfection.
Swortz by E-shortzy October 3, 2012