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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! 

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
Something Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye yells when they swear to remind themselves not to swear so that they can get monetized AD REVENUE!!
Jack:helvete..
Pewdz:SWORE
Jack: AM SORRY but it was good swore...
Pewdz: Good swore?...GOOD SWORE!! YEEEEEES!
crazy, slutty, and whore all rolled into 1 convenient, easy to say word
"I kno you didnt just call me a bitch you fuckin Slorezy!
slorezy by Keana Monroy- Gill May 15, 2008
Expletive. Yelled when someone makes a blatantly obvious mistake, whether verbally, textually or otherwise.

Variations: Swore to God!
Jim: I want to touch my lips to your dick.
Bob: What?
Jim: I mean my dick to your lips...
Bob: SWORE!
swore by Samantha May 19, 2005

Swortzel 

During foreplay, when a man takes off his pants and reveals his penis. The woman looks at it and decides to no longer continue forward due to the lack in size
"Hey Matt, I saw you take that drunk chick in your bedroom, did you rail her?"
"No, I swung it out and got swortzeled"
Swortzel by Iwasntreadynooooo June 30, 2017
A person or group of people who are naturally amazing at everything they try. A Swortz will always be extremely attractive and have a personality that shines like a thousand suns. If you are lucky enough to get a Swortz as a friend or mate, never stop showering them with gifts. Swortzs can be tracked through history as the most beautiful and successful people.
That person is a total Swortz. Just look at them. Utter perfection.
Swortz by E-shortzy October 3, 2012
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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