88 definitions by Samantha

melonie is one HAWT girl. she likes to qweef. she has a choad too. she used to hang out with ms. orange-that bitch. but then she changed, and turned on her, cuz ms orange is a loser and now has NO friends.mwahaha hecks yes.
samantha-heyyy mel haha
by Samantha April 26, 2005
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An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.
by Samantha March 10, 2004
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A nerd that also exhibits the personality of a nerd.
Chris you are such a Jerdy Nerk!
by Samantha March 18, 2004
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this name means pretty, intelligent, and doesnt let her gaurd down. SHe is the bestest friend a person can have and always knows when to help you or not. She sometimes can be moodly but keep trying to talk to her and she will finally losen up. But like i said she is the bestest friend a person could have and for guys she is a really great girl friend to have.
Isant calya hinzpeter the bestest friend you could have?
by Samantha October 20, 2004
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expression, see also obst
used primarily to fill silence in a conversation.
"oh jisp"
Sam: "hey zafo wats up?"
Zafo: "jisp."
Sam: That's cool
by Samantha June 12, 2003
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a razor used to shave a man's testicular area. Also a term to be randomly shouted.
by Samantha June 28, 2004
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