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S.H.O.K. 

An acronym standing for "Smashing Head On Keyboard". Used during online conversations to convey intense exasperation, frustration, or defeat. One usually doesn't actually commit the act implied.
"Wait...the exam's this Saturday? S.H.O.K."
S.H.O.K. by Visioneer October 14, 2009
Stands for 'Sl*t High On Ecstacy.'
Tanya- What do you think of that Maddison girl?

Kimberley- She is a S.H.O.E.
S.H.O.E by Captain Raison March 28, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

a.s.s.h.o.l.e. 

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.
That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.
a.s.s.h.o.l.e. by QuacksO January 15, 2014

S.C.H.O.O.L. 

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

The place where children are jailed up throughout the day. More time is spent at school and at home doing SCHOOL work then playing around on computer, ect.
Person 1: Hey, those Lovatics over there are like totally bored.

Person 2: Yeah, cause they are in S.C.H.O.O.L.!
S.C.H.O.O.L. by :) Lovaticc (: March 13, 2012

S.H.P.O.S. 

Designation as a Sub-Human Piece Of Shit, applied by medical personnel in hospitals to their less-than-desirable patients.
In an article published in Values, Ethics, and Health Care, 5 (1980), pp. 226-228, Harold Schwartz attests that S.H.P.O.S. is "an acronym for 'subhuman piece of shit' applied by medical interns and residents to their most unpleasant and uncooperative patients."
S.H.P.O.S. by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008