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Josh: "Zeke wanna come over tmr?"
Zeke: "Fk no, your PC is in your room!"
Josh's PC: *56 C° while idle*
Josh's PC by Danky? August 1, 2022
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Macs or PC's 

Which are better? Macs or PC'S? Let's see: Mac's have harddrives that crash every other minute and look all sleek and stuff even though they perform mostly like crap. Macs are only good for homework stuff and powerpoint presentations.

PC's are often slow and lumpy and they can't have as much software on them as PC's. But they're the best for playing computer games (Do they even have them on Mac's) and downloading Porn as you know you ALL do. (Not me, though. I have a girlfriend) PC's are also good for personalization and are often cheaper.
And the winner is.....
PC's.
Macs or PC's by G-Union June 17, 2004

Macs or PC's 

PC's = piece of shit thats about as useful as a cabbage! Really shit and has unnesasary pop-ups and the most annoying paper clip that ALWAYS says "hey, it looks like you're writing a letter, would you like help?"! - how annoying!
PC's crash all the fucking time, and are about as quiet as a JCB ploughing the farmers fields - not to mention how shit they look!!

Mac's = The dream machine, alot more stylish that your average PC and has use for it other than playing shitty PC games like Duke Newcome or Half Life!
the Mac actually doesn't crash all the fuckin time and is alot easier to use. Whats the point in have a "Start menu" on a PC when you can have the most stylish "Dock" on the Mac!
All you PC geeks out there - get a Mac and you won't regret it!

the winner is - The Mac
PC user: "fuck man my PC's just crashed again......oh its on now but it has green glitches on it!!! huh? "

Mac user: "man this is so stylish and easy to use, i'll never go back to the PC....NEVER! this motherfuker doesn't crash all the time! runs like a dream!
Macs or PC's by meef September 11, 2004

Macs or PC's 

The stupidest argument in the history of stupid arguments, between two sides who both tell huge lies. Neither one can concede the fact that everything does everything, Macs do business projects equally well and PCs do creative projects equally well. Macs don't get viruses or worms (usually), PCs have more software written to them.
"Macs or PC's?"

"Why are you bothering me with asking? Go away I hate you I hate your mother too!"
Macs or PC's by Sam is a Dick October 17, 2006

Macs or PC's 

A debate between the two major brands of Computer Macintosh and Microsoft. Ignoring Linux as it is a non-commercial software. The debate has been popularized by Macintosh's "I am Mac and I am a PC" commercial. Microsoft lacks a counter advertisement campaign.

Both brands have a loyal base that defends them. However, Macintosh is gaining an upper hand with the creation of the iPod, iLife and iPhone, which are winning over many PC users. The market though stands at about 86%-11%-3% (Microsoft - Mac - Linux).
The arbitrary Macs or PC's debate rages on in TV, but not in reality.
Macs or PC's by Winterpeg January 15, 2009
S.P.C is short for a "super power couple"
and a super power couple is a partnership of two people that the world has fated together that can stand the test of time. No matter what gets thrown at the super power couple they are always together at the end of the night and say goodmorning my love before rubbing the sleep out of their eyes.
The super power couple is what some could call soul mates at its finest.
Nothing will ever be able to tear Jon and Kate appart, they are ment to be together. They might fight but they will always make up because they are a S.P.C and they know that nothing will ever rip them appart
S.P.C by bocephus089 December 11, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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