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ryeton

An incredible man that will make every girl in a fifty mile radius die from the shock of his pure beauty and all guys just want to be him. Also be his friend.
Ryeton is the hottest man on Earth.
by BreadOnConsole September 3, 2021
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Retoni

Noun.

A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
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ryeon

A token Asian even amongst his Korean brethren, his mental prowess reigns unchallenged by his peers and his work ethic inspires awe in even the most dedicated individual. His natural scent is so pleasing that showers and deoderant are unnecessary; they only diminish his natural radiance and sublime odor. His stylish clothes accentuate his masculine physique and his hair complements his aesthetically pleasing face. Immune to germs and typical ailments, the Ryeon is a resillient creature, indeed.
"Hey, who is that sexy Asian??"

"That's Ryeon. He's mantastic!"
by Academy '07 April 15, 2007
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rytone

a fake middle name that a person will provide when his middle initial is R. and he is embarrassed of his actual middle name.
girl: what's your middle name?

boy: rytone.

girl: -giggle- nuh-uh.

boy: yuh-uh. i'm named after my great grandpa...he was German. it's rytone.

girl: okay. let's do it.
by rytone01 November 20, 2009
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retong

A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.
Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong
by gorpman876969 September 23, 2023
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Retonto

A term originating in South Louisiana, and primarily used in such (i.e. by Baton Rouge rappers such as Lil Phat and Lil Boosie).

Retonto is a disambiguation of 'retarded' in a context meaning 'dumb', 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. It originates as a cross-language compound word consisting of the English word 'Retarded' and the word 'Tonto' which, in Spanish and Italian means 'Dumb' or 'Silly', and in some Native American languages means 'wild one'.

Therefore, Retonto is essentially a cross between 'Retarded', 'Dumb', and 'Wild'.
"Them boys don't go HAM, they go straight Retonto"

"Baton Rouge is straight Retonto"
by BR Phat June 13, 2013
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retonto

Worse than retarded. Retarded to the tenth power. retarded
"Mane, that nigga got 30 inch spinners on a Geo Metro. Mane, that nigga retonto."
by Cha-Chee Brazil December 16, 2006
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