Retond
Retard, started as a miss-spelling by the AssaultCube gamer kingCHUBBY but lead to widespread use of the word
You retond!
Retond by charliespwnsor August 17, 2011
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Retendous
The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
...hours later...
smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...
smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010
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Retond • retodd • Redondo Beach • Retong • retonto • Rotondwa • ReconDelta • retandom • Reton • Retorded
Retoni
Noun.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
Retoni by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
Hot Redondo
The act of 3 people riding one tandem bicycle, as the front person steers, while the back two engage in sexual intercourse.
Hot Redondo by JPonSaturday May 20, 2017
Redondo Beach Breakwall
A place where tons of kooks surf and they call themeselves blue pacific. they think they own the place but some of them dont even live there.
hahahahaha look at those kooks with the matching blue pacific stickers on their boards at the Redondo Beach Breakwall
Redondo Beach Breakwall by yeeeparty December 27, 2009
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