Retonto

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A term originating in South Louisiana, and primarily used in such (i.e. by Baton Rouge rappers such as Lil Phat and Lil Boosie).

Retonto is a disambiguation of 'retarded' in a context meaning 'dumb', 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. It originates as a cross-language compound word consisting of the English word 'Retarded' and the word 'Tonto' which, in Spanish and Italian means 'Dumb' or 'Silly', and in some Native American languages means 'wild one'.

Therefore, Retonto is essentially a cross between 'Retarded', 'Dumb', and 'Wild'.

"Them boys don't go HAM, they go straight Retonto"

"Baton Rouge is straight Retonto"

Retonto by BR Phat June 13, 2013

Words you can keep

retonto

Worse than retarded. Retarded to the tenth power. retarded

"Mane, that nigga got 30 inch spinners on a Geo Metro. Mane, that nigga retonto."

retonto by Cha-Chee Brazil December 16, 2006

Related Words

retonto • retortoise • Ratonto • retanto • retunto

retonto

Like off the chain,the absolute dumb way

Retarded!!
So fuckin Badass

My oldest son Jacob’s new car is RETONTO!!
Nice , clean pimp ride!

retonto by YUSoScary78 June 5, 2022

retortoise

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.

That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.

retortoise by JuanNephrota August 14, 2012

retunto

means super-retarded, beyond wild

You retarded nigga, but i'm retunto

retunto by marly-mar July 29, 2010

Ratonto

A person from the northern New Mexico town of Raton.

I'm from Raton bro, puro Ratonto.

Eeee you fools are crazy, you must be a Ratonto.

Ratonto by Ratontoburqueño November 29, 2018

retanto

adjective: beyond retarded

You see dat Geo Metro with the 30inch spinners, mane dat shit retanto.

retanto by dapitup July 11, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026