retong

A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.

Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong

by gorpman876969 September 23, 2023

dickgorping

The act of thrusting ones penis into the bubbles of a bubble bath, after you have gorped them.

Jack: "dude did I just catch you dickgorping?"
Tang: "yeah dude"
Jack: "Nasty dude"

by gorpman876969 September 23, 2023

Tegagay

When someone does something so gay that any known prefix (eg. mega-, giga-, yotta-) is able to describe it. Does not describe a homosexual action.

Teacher: Class is dismissed.
Soham: Teacher! Teacher! Don't we have homework?
Teacher: I wasn’t gonna, but sure. Read chapters 19-23
Jack: Soham you’re so tegagay

by gorpman876969 November 28, 2023

baby lemon

A baby lemon is when someone contributes so little to a team that they actually are actually throwing. example: getting 0 kills and 9 deaths in a video game round.

Mark: Dude I just went 0 and 12 in brawls stars
Matthew: You just pulled a baby lemon
Mark: damn.

by gorpman876969 December 01, 2023

Baby Lemon

A Baby Lemon is when someone has an absolute dogshit game of Brawl Stars.

John: Dude I just went 0 and 13 in Brawl Stars!

Matthew: You just pulled a Baby Lemon dude.

“I just pulled a Baby Lemon dude! 0 and 14! I think I might kys.”

by gorpman876969 November 28, 2023