Runks 

Runny shit that is chunky.

Jon: I can't eat my sandwich anymore I think I got the runks.

Runks by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009

runks 

Another name for cannabis, and more specifically a strong grass / skunk.

Anyone want some runks? Going at £25 on the eighth.

runks by hotfirebreather July 13, 2005

runescape coma

When a person can't focus in work/school because they were up all night playing Runescape.

Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?

Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.

runescape coma by imspazz12 February 21, 2010

the runs

the dreaded shit you take where you wake up in cold sweats and get butt ass naked on the toilet and pray to god, crying, for your shits to stop

dude, i had the runs this morning and almost ended my own life

the runs by @samyoule March 9, 2019

Runs dead 

Something DARKVIPERAU says when he makes a mistanke in a run

DARKVIPERAU: *Runs into car*
DARKVIPERAU: well that's a lot of time lose... Runs dead

Runs dead by Reiz01 July 5, 2020

Ruksaar 

It means Rosy Cheeks. If you are a Ruksaar you will be very succesful. You are AWESOME.

Ruksaar :)

Ruksaar by Owned Fish December 15, 2010

runescape 

An online adventure game that turns normal aspiring human beings into brainwashed robots.

I myself know from experience; i played this game for over 4 years starting in 2002. Let me tell you, in my 19 years of life, those 4 years were the darkest, most desolate years ever. I quit soccer two years ago to make more time to play. I ditched guitar. At this time two years ago, (1:37AM), my "rune night" would have begun and continued well into the afternoon of the next day.

The feeling while playing this game is ironically satisfactory. While playing, you think of nothing but the game. Personal and worldy affairs don't mean a thing. In fact, the most important thing on your mind is when and how you're going to get that next combat level. A news report about a bridge collapsing in Minnesota and plunging 50 cars hundereds of feet into the Mississippi river won't phase you. If you're away from runescape, i.e. in school, you find yourself thinking and fantasizing about the game, as if you're going to have sex with an incredibly gorgeous woman when you get home. Oddly enough, after playing, you feel a a feeling of resentment, from yourself and the declining number of people you know, regardless if those people you know play Runescape or not.

The addictive quailities in this game are stifling, as simple movements of the finger are ONLY required to play this game. Yet the game is a drug. The fact that goals in runescape are extremely infatuating to achieve and are much more convinient to achieve than real life goals are what make this game addicting.

Luckily, the players are in Runescape are starting to decline in terms of maturity and decency, which is helping to draw some players away. But this is not enough. If you want to quit playing, it has to hit you. I sat on my rooftop on a cold Decemeber night at 3AM after playing for hours and reflected on what Runescape does for me. The answer is it doesn't mean a god damn thing, even though those skill goals are drawing you back to the game. The thought of wasting hours to fuel a ridiculous addiction plagued me, and finally i said fuck it. I wanted to go back inside and play the game so badly, and I did. This time i took EVERY item and owned and dropped it. Made a bogus and lengthy password and recovery questions by typing in the answers while closing my eyes and my addiction was cured.

That was four months ago. I have not been back, and never will be back. My account is locked by my own doing and will forever be lost. This game came close to ruining my life, had i not taken action. Bottom line: if you are addicted and know you have to quit, do it now while the thought is fresh and before you are thrusted back into the lies of Runescape. Act now, destroy your account, and you will be cured.

Studies show that runescape has increased suicide rates by 20% since the release of RS2

runescape by pajaime December 31, 2007