To summon your inner manhood- prepare yourself for an immense amount of suffering and learn to enjoy it. To man up and keep pushing either in a combat situation or a civil situation.

"Private, I don't give a f*ck if your feet are bleeding ranger up and finish this ruck march."
"Bro, this chick is super hot but shes got a fat friend who needs a companion, ranger up and be a wingman"
"Half of my equipment is broken, people are shooting at me, but I still ranger up and keep humping along"

"the fuck you mean you cant drink anymore, ranger up son"

Ranger Up by thatonedudewiththebigcawk October 22, 2013

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Ranger Shot

(n): A bottle-cap/top sized shot of any liquor snorted via the nose.

Friend: "Take this Ranger Shot to wake you up." *pours a splash of Bacardi 151 in it's top*

Me: "Ok!"
*grabs the top, tilts it back, and snorts the alcohol*

Me: "Wow! That fucking hurts! Let's go light things on fire!"

Ranger Shot by Bobby Bushay February 19, 2015

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A Runner

A person who runs off stage after Maury reads the DNA test results! When Maury says: "You ARE NOT the father!", women become Runners to the right stage exit. When Maury says: "You ARE the father!", men become Runners to the left stage exit.

Sholanda is still trying to find her daughter's father with the help of the Maury show. She has tested 17 different men, and 17 different times she's been a Runner!

A Runner by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2017

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Runners bowels

(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

Runners bowels by Joshie G. April 23, 2010

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