12 definitions by Joshie G.
Short, poetic like inscriptions scribbled with sharpie marker on bathrooms stalls/walls, that are appropriately of toilet humor nature. Bathroom poetry can be found in the restroom facilities of gas stations, campgrounds, bus depots, schools and airports, with the most original works done by the cleverest of bathroom patrons. Great for something to read while pinching one off.
Bathroom Poetry:
"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."
"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
"Here i sit, so broken hearted, paid a dime, but only farted."
"Some come here to read the walls, I come here to jiggle
my balls."
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
Perhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.
by Joshie G. April 25, 2010
Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.
"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"
"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"
by Joshie G. May 7, 2010
From the 2009 movie of the same name.
A psychological condition brought on by extended periods of deep-space travel and hyper-sleep.
Symptoms include severe paranoia, vivid hallucinations and homicidal tendencies.
A psychological condition brought on by extended periods of deep-space travel and hyper-sleep.
Symptoms include severe paranoia, vivid hallucinations and homicidal tendencies.
Oh, Pandorum, Pandorum isn't what they warned us about. It's frightening at first, terrible in fact, isn't that what your feeling right now, a terrible fever, let go! And on the other side is divine clarity, enlightment...
by Joshie G. October 2, 2010
Somthing kids on a closed campus school are forced to eat. Usually of sub-par quality and overpriced. If one finds the main options too repulsive, they can go for the bank breaking a la carte option. which consists of bagels, juices, chips etc. Main courses consist of, but are not limited to, the following items
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
The proven theory that the drummer is always the first one to die no matter the condition of the band or its members. This is parodied in the 1984 film, "This is Spinal Tap", in the which one of their drummers simply "exploded" on stage Well known drummers that have succumbed to this include Keith Moon of The Who,John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, and The Rev of Avenged Sevenfold
"Dude, another fucking drummer just died, what the hell do you blame this on?"
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
by Joshie G. April 28, 2010
The kill that wins the match in an online game. Most well known in the FPS, Modern Warfare 2, which accompanies every one showing a slow motion replay video that everyone must watch. Can consist of lame, average sprays, or simply unbelievable feats of awesomeness.
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010