rumpul

The act of taking a full, unopened beer can and striking it to one's own head, then making the beer explode.

Alexa: Nate you should rumpul that bud light!
Nate: Nah i enjoy bud light, but i'll rumpul that natty light for sure.
Alexa: You won't pussy!
Nate: Watch me bitch

by NTswelly February 26, 2012

rumplepumpkin

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal

see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin

by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.

During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.

by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumplestilts Simpson

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022

rumpleschnopskins

A term used in a Matt Rose video about drunk google searches.

"Your search - rumpleschnopskins - did not match any documents."

by coolm10 April 24, 2023

rumpled foreskin

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled

I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Rumpleforeskin

A mythical man of wrinkled foreskin appearance who's ability to weave golden fleece from his pubic hair is renowned throughout the land.

Check out the Merkin Rumpleforeskin wove me!

by Rumple the King February 28, 2010