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rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal
see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin
rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.
During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.
Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

rumpleschnopskins 

A term used in a Matt Rose video about drunk google searches.
"Your search - rumpleschnopskins - did not match any documents."
rumpleschnopskins by coolm10 April 24, 2023

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled
I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin
rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Rumpleforeskin 

A mythical man of wrinkled foreskin appearance who's ability to weave golden fleece from his pubic hair is renowned throughout the land.
Check out the Merkin Rumpleforeskin wove me!
Rumpleforeskin by Rumple the King February 28, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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