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rumford fireplace 

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.
Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.
rumford fireplace by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013
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A small town in Maine that is known to locals as "Rumfid". Only the most beautiful and intelligent are born there, but prolonged residency drops the IQ 20 points per decade.
"I am from Rumford, Maine, but moved after highschool to pursue a PhD in Psychology"

"I live in Rumfid. Been heah ma whole life"
Rumford by J. Moro February 21, 2009

Rumford Bath 

A town so poor in Maine, they can't afford real showers so they bath themselves with a sink and soap.
I ain't got time to wait for the shower, I'm taking a rumford bath.
Rumford Bath by CS72 April 4, 2009

rumfussing 

A practice while using mIRC chatrooms that allows you to go back to something you previously typed, simply by pressing the up or down keys.
"I went on a rumfussing spree and said something that I originally said 3 days ago."
rumfussing by Eggers May 1, 2006
Local name for the town of Rumford, Maine; a community built on the paper-making industry, but now evolving to support an ever evolving economy.
"I have lived in Rumfid my whole life. "
Rumfid by RumfidDude November 14, 2011

rumfudgery 

1: An expletive.

2: Actions of mischief resulting in an expletive.
1: RUMFUDGERY!

2: Will you phytes cut it out with that damnable rumfudgery!?
rumfudgery by Gloom September 7, 2003