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The Deschanel Ruling 

The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead

Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!

Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
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rulinian 

Singlehandedly responsible for linking Tolkienism and alcoholism in the minds of all of India.
"Of course the TSI was there," said Rulinian. "The liquor was free, wasn't it?"
rulinian by Schadenfreude February 10, 2004

Ruling Sociobot 

Ruling sociobots (who have not done well in life by themselves and didn't have/didn't ask for help or the fear was put into them by other sociobots so much so that they GENUINELY and SINCERELY think it's right) fear not being sociobots or fear the consequences of not being sociobots and have some sort of opinions but inside the sociobot boxes.
Their fear may make them do things they would otherwise consider stupid or unnecessary or bad.
Most hopeless type of sociobot, but never beyond changing back
Any odd parent in Indian soaps or nearly any drama , ie, a Ruling Sociobot- That is not right. It's wrong. Don't do it...... OR. You will... . Face the consequences!!. ( cuz i cannot consider it, have control on it,or protect myself or you from it. SO, pls, stay away, or I don't know what I'll do. ... You see, it's an aspect of life i haven't or i have yet to face and... its outside the boxes. I am not the brightest one, iv'e been hurt, and the boxes have helped. Ill give you a gift, take these, Take these boxes. You can do whatever when they are with you. I mean, whatever in those boxes)

Note: DON'T take those boxes. Take this person to a spa, then slowly, eventually counselling/Therapy/anyone who knows the brain and can see reason.empathize. You'll see the change.

Let'em cry, keep paper tissues and a soft cloth for their face nearby

Railing System 

Often referred to as an Under siege railing system, from the film staring Steven Seagal.

A railing system is used to move object around a room or building. The system usually consist of 2 rails one upper and one lower, with a set of wheels attached to a harness which an object can be placed.

Normally a seat and straps is used instead of an object in which a person can sit. The seat usually contain one or several holes in which a penis or object can be can be inserted, whilst a person is sat on the seat. A person will often sit in the seat and another will move them around the room inserting objects in to the holes contained within the seat.
"Andrew build a large railing system in man shed."

"Andrew enjoys being monkeyed whilst sitting in his railing system"
Railing System by Saidani May 14, 2010

Ruplinger 

Originally "Rupplinger". A member of the Germanic tribe of Rup. Originating from the Rheinland region of Germany, the Ruplingers are one of the most noble and prestigious of the German lineages. The Ruplingers immigrated to the United States in the early 1800's, settling in upper Wisconsin, and spread from there. The most notable members of the Ruplinger clan, descending from Peter Leo Ruplinger, moved to San Diego California in the early 1900's where the great Paul E. Ruplinger was born.
Wow Jimmy! There goes a Ruplinger! Today is a day you should remember for the rest of your life!
Ruplinger by Roostafari November 29, 2004

Ruling the throne

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.
Ruling the throne by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009